Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
A Girl I Met
I met a girl today.
She ordered a gin and tonic from the bar. I ordered a Black Velvet.
She said, "Why did you order that?"
I said, "Because that was my nickname in high school."
She looked at me funny, forced a laugh, and said, "You are weird."
She then got real serious on me, real quick.
"So, I know you. I mean, I like you, don't get me wrong. But, I know you claimed to have been dating the 'words' before you started dating me. Or at least that is what people told me. I mean, what is all that about? That isn't normal, you know. I dated a guy who was bi once, but never anything like this."
I said, "Yeah."
. . . . . . . . . . .
She said, "Well?"
I said, "Well, you know. The words are unpredictable. You know? They weren't a faithful lover--or a kind one. But, I could tell them anything. I could tell them anything. I mean, it got old after a bit. It was more about who could hurt the other one more, rather than about anything constructive. It was about me hurting the words and them wording the hurt. After a while, there is only so much you can take."
She said, "Yeah . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . you want to go somewhere else after this drink? There is a live band down the street."
I said, "Yeah."
She ordered a gin and tonic from the bar. I ordered a Black Velvet.
She said, "Why did you order that?"
I said, "Because that was my nickname in high school."
She looked at me funny, forced a laugh, and said, "You are weird."
She then got real serious on me, real quick.
"So, I know you. I mean, I like you, don't get me wrong. But, I know you claimed to have been dating the 'words' before you started dating me. Or at least that is what people told me. I mean, what is all that about? That isn't normal, you know. I dated a guy who was bi once, but never anything like this."
I said, "Yeah."
. . . . . . . . . . .
She said, "Well?"
I said, "Well, you know. The words are unpredictable. You know? They weren't a faithful lover--or a kind one. But, I could tell them anything. I could tell them anything. I mean, it got old after a bit. It was more about who could hurt the other one more, rather than about anything constructive. It was about me hurting the words and them wording the hurt. After a while, there is only so much you can take."
She said, "Yeah . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . you want to go somewhere else after this drink? There is a live band down the street."
I said, "Yeah."
Broken Afternoon
sometimes you feel like a shame or like a ruse
a half cooked idea or a trick to be used
then sometimes you feel so lowly haunted and stark
waving in the wind like a flag that's torn apart
but we all walk blindly when we stagger and we strut
and we're all dealt the hands with the cards of our luck
and we all bow down silent and the words are awe struck
by the shameless light of the broken afternoon
Yes, we all doubt ourselves, don't we? If you don't, your life isn't worth it. I mean it. You feel ashamed or a fool or like a bottled up joke that deserves laughter . . . like you have shown something of yourself--something you may not have even known you had--much less knew how to show--reveal-give--and now, well, now the whole class has seen you come to school in your underpants--yes, everyone can see the secret you should have kept hidden (the one you didn't even know you had) and they are laughing. Their laughter isn't a grumble or a chuckle--not it is a bellowing roar that comes deep from their desire to see one--another--fall into indignity--into nothing. . . . well you get the idea.
And yes, even when we have regrouped, regained our shaky confidence, and venture out--strut--we walk blindly over an abyss. Even when we strut, we do so without any justification as to why.
Then it happens: the ubiquitous afternoon sun beats down, rendering the hollow meanings we had superimposed on the morning into collapse-able tents of nausea. I don't think the words are awestruck at that point--no, they are just empty.
i went walking in the night all alone
darkness seeping slowly in my flesh and in my bone
and the solitary biting at the thoughts inside my head
and the words came slowly and the unborn dream said
that we all lose the path to the black and the blue
but we are come back slackly to the tried and the true
we'll all come together, though it's never too soon
we'll all see the light, of the broken afternoon
I have walked alot lately. The darkness is mine, I realize. And so are the flesh and bone. The thoughts--the words--the dreams--well, they are mine and not.
i used to be young but i'm not old now
the shimmering passing of you scotty pal?
the path to now or never is paved with ambition plain
as a sail in the wind or an empty garden space
and we all till and toil in the slowly rising dawn
and we're all fit to fail til the future's finally won
yeah we're all faintly waiting for the young bride to bloom
in the shuttering light of the broken afternoon
I am not young. But, I am old.
The path to now or never--it seems there have been plenty of these over time and the never never seems to come. That said, I have dreams of toiling--of trying--of a dawn that is a long time in coming. I have dreams of the broken afternoon giving way to a fresh, crisp morning--not one that will stay morning forever, but at least one that will come long before the next broken afternoon. I have dreams of blooming and a new kind of light--one that doesn't lead to the solitary darkness, but one that does involve quite a bit of flesh and bone.
At the moment, the ubiquitous sunlight of the afternoon has rendered everything to pieces--fragments of sense that hurt when touched. I don't want to unify the pieces--I want to transport them into something the darkness has birthed, but not touched.
a half cooked idea or a trick to be used
then sometimes you feel so lowly haunted and stark
waving in the wind like a flag that's torn apart
but we all walk blindly when we stagger and we strut
and we're all dealt the hands with the cards of our luck
and we all bow down silent and the words are awe struck
by the shameless light of the broken afternoon
Yes, we all doubt ourselves, don't we? If you don't, your life isn't worth it. I mean it. You feel ashamed or a fool or like a bottled up joke that deserves laughter . . . like you have shown something of yourself--something you may not have even known you had--much less knew how to show--reveal-give--and now, well, now the whole class has seen you come to school in your underpants--yes, everyone can see the secret you should have kept hidden (the one you didn't even know you had) and they are laughing. Their laughter isn't a grumble or a chuckle--not it is a bellowing roar that comes deep from their desire to see one--another--fall into indignity--into nothing. . . . well you get the idea.
And yes, even when we have regrouped, regained our shaky confidence, and venture out--strut--we walk blindly over an abyss. Even when we strut, we do so without any justification as to why.
Then it happens: the ubiquitous afternoon sun beats down, rendering the hollow meanings we had superimposed on the morning into collapse-able tents of nausea. I don't think the words are awestruck at that point--no, they are just empty.
i went walking in the night all alone
darkness seeping slowly in my flesh and in my bone
and the solitary biting at the thoughts inside my head
and the words came slowly and the unborn dream said
that we all lose the path to the black and the blue
but we are come back slackly to the tried and the true
we'll all come together, though it's never too soon
we'll all see the light, of the broken afternoon
I have walked alot lately. The darkness is mine, I realize. And so are the flesh and bone. The thoughts--the words--the dreams--well, they are mine and not.
i used to be young but i'm not old now
the shimmering passing of you scotty pal?
the path to now or never is paved with ambition plain
as a sail in the wind or an empty garden space
and we all till and toil in the slowly rising dawn
and we're all fit to fail til the future's finally won
yeah we're all faintly waiting for the young bride to bloom
in the shuttering light of the broken afternoon
I am not young. But, I am old.
The path to now or never--it seems there have been plenty of these over time and the never never seems to come. That said, I have dreams of toiling--of trying--of a dawn that is a long time in coming. I have dreams of the broken afternoon giving way to a fresh, crisp morning--not one that will stay morning forever, but at least one that will come long before the next broken afternoon. I have dreams of blooming and a new kind of light--one that doesn't lead to the solitary darkness, but one that does involve quite a bit of flesh and bone.
At the moment, the ubiquitous sunlight of the afternoon has rendered everything to pieces--fragments of sense that hurt when touched. I don't want to unify the pieces--I want to transport them into something the darkness has birthed, but not touched.
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Episodes in the Smoke-Filled Coffee Shop: Shelly's Friend
I was a bit depressed after the Old Man's funeral, I am not sure why. His brother really irritated me for some reason—maybe it was his lack of respect, or his cocky grin, I wasn't sure. Nonetheless, all I wanted was some cold drinks at the Coffee Shop and to be left alone.
After precipitating my confusion with a handful of Jack and Cokes, a loud group of semi-cougars came in along with the Handsome Young Professor. I couldn't have imagined worse timing for such a crowd. Stumbling and drunk, he sent them to the bar and then meandered over to me.
“Hey man, I am glad you are here. I got a group of raunchy ones here, and ever since your little escapade at Shelly's, you are quite the legend with some of them.”
“Escapade?”
“Oh don't play dumb about it. You are one sick fuck, but these are the types that love it. Well, at least one in particular.”
Caught off guard, and not exactly sure what he was referring to, I told him I just didn't want to play.
“I am really not in the mood for this bullshit.”
“Okay son, but don't say I didn't warn your perverted ass.”
More confused now, I went back to my precipitation and tried to ignore there raucous, drunken laughter.
Its funny. When you are sitting alone in a place, feeling a bit lonely, but not wanting company, a group of revelers has a strange effect. Their very presence somehow makes your more lonely, but not in a way that makes you want their company. It's like you resent them for being there—for presenting the possibility of company—even though it is the last thing you want. It's like you resent the universe for making you one of many. At those moments you wish there was only One. I wish the ones were enveloped into the ubiquity and dominance of One that is Nothing. I wish there was no movement to and fro—no going close, far, between, near, or behind. One means movement. It means having an identity based on other ones. At that moment, I didn't want other ones and didn't want them wanting me. I didn't want to pretend to be happy. I didn't want to make small talk. I didn't want to pretend to care about people's names, or what they are interested in, or that their talk was anything less than meaningless. But, I did.
When I had just about tuned them out, I looked up and one of them was standing over my little round table, hands on her hips, with a big grin on her face.
“Hey you, I have heard about you.”
She wasn't unattractive, but she wasn't a stunner either. Her hair and makeup were all fixed up for a 'night out,' but her natural features just wouldn't cooperate with her cosmetics to make her beautiful.
“Oh yeah, well I hope it was good.”
“It wasn't good, but I wouldn't be standing here if it was? You are a kinky perverted motherfucker, aren't you? I heard what you are into, we all know about your stunt at Shelly's. She's a bit tame for that kind of thing, but me, well . . . you fucking animal.”
She was looking at me and agitating her own face in a way that was supposed to be sensual. Her face's muscles looked like they were convulsing.
I wasn't sure what she was talking about, and I was getting a bit annoyed, but it is always nice to be the center of intrigue.
“Why don't you come over here and join us?”
She wasn't sexy, this woman. No. There was something awkward about her. It was like she was trying to be sexy and seductive and shiny and smooth, but it just wasn't natural. It's like those rare occasions you hear a woman talk about going to the bathroom—like “making an accomplishment”--if you know what I mean. There is just something about it that we are taught is not to be mentioned. It is embarrassing for you and for her. It is like all the mystery and aura is swept away in the realization that at some point she was sitting down, pants and underwear around her ankles, toilet paper in hand, and making a huge smelly accomplishment. Or, maybe it is like when you go to a disco and see a woman who just can't dance. Dancing—at least well enough to fit in—is easy for women. As long as they move a little bit and don't force it, they are fine. Most men have to work much harder just to make it look acceptable. But, if you see a woman who is trying too hard—flailing—working--moving in a way that makes it look like her arms and legs are trying to vomit—it is embarrassing for both of you. It is like the mystery that is supposed to stand at the center of her is filled in with some bland, skin colored pigmentation that reveals dry, rotting skin. It is like the hole—the abyss—the place where you convince yourself that there is something in the world that is incalculable and unceasingly moving—is filled in with sharp, unforgiving gravel that spills out, disclosing the abyss to be a hard, scraping surface that portrudes into a space it shouldn't.
That is what this woman was like, standing in front of me, trying to be a seductress. Her forced attempts to be shiny betrayed her—swept all the confidence out from under her shaky psyche—and launched her into a place that was anything but fitting.
“No thanks, I would rather not tonight, but thank you.”
“Please . . .”
At this, she started rubbing her breasts in a strange way. I wasn't sure if she was adjusting her bra or trying to be alluring.
“I'll make it worth your while. I am a lot of fun, you know.”
I looked away, out on the beach. I looked at the waves crashing on the shore, a perpetual source of noise and activity.
“No thanks, really not in the mood.” I said without turning towards her.
“Okay,” she said in a deep voice.
As I looked back she was actually licking one of her tits. This was strange. She kept licking and tried to talk at the same time, “Surrr, yuu dawwnt wont tt cme over?”
What a sight. A grown woman, in semi-tacky cocktail dress and even semi-tackier heels, shiny earrings, and a huge handbag standing in front of my table, drunk, with one tit in her hand, trying to talk as she licked her own nipple in an attempt at seduction.
I guess whatever Shelly told her about me had led her to think I would enjoy this type of act.
“Okay,” I said curtly, “I am going to go, see you soon.”
As I walked home, the waves kept making noise and the activity didn't stop. Not for one moment.
After precipitating my confusion with a handful of Jack and Cokes, a loud group of semi-cougars came in along with the Handsome Young Professor. I couldn't have imagined worse timing for such a crowd. Stumbling and drunk, he sent them to the bar and then meandered over to me.
“Hey man, I am glad you are here. I got a group of raunchy ones here, and ever since your little escapade at Shelly's, you are quite the legend with some of them.”
“Escapade?”
“Oh don't play dumb about it. You are one sick fuck, but these are the types that love it. Well, at least one in particular.”
Caught off guard, and not exactly sure what he was referring to, I told him I just didn't want to play.
“I am really not in the mood for this bullshit.”
“Okay son, but don't say I didn't warn your perverted ass.”
More confused now, I went back to my precipitation and tried to ignore there raucous, drunken laughter.
Its funny. When you are sitting alone in a place, feeling a bit lonely, but not wanting company, a group of revelers has a strange effect. Their very presence somehow makes your more lonely, but not in a way that makes you want their company. It's like you resent them for being there—for presenting the possibility of company—even though it is the last thing you want. It's like you resent the universe for making you one of many. At those moments you wish there was only One. I wish the ones were enveloped into the ubiquity and dominance of One that is Nothing. I wish there was no movement to and fro—no going close, far, between, near, or behind. One means movement. It means having an identity based on other ones. At that moment, I didn't want other ones and didn't want them wanting me. I didn't want to pretend to be happy. I didn't want to make small talk. I didn't want to pretend to care about people's names, or what they are interested in, or that their talk was anything less than meaningless. But, I did.
When I had just about tuned them out, I looked up and one of them was standing over my little round table, hands on her hips, with a big grin on her face.
“Hey you, I have heard about you.”
She wasn't unattractive, but she wasn't a stunner either. Her hair and makeup were all fixed up for a 'night out,' but her natural features just wouldn't cooperate with her cosmetics to make her beautiful.
“Oh yeah, well I hope it was good.”
“It wasn't good, but I wouldn't be standing here if it was? You are a kinky perverted motherfucker, aren't you? I heard what you are into, we all know about your stunt at Shelly's. She's a bit tame for that kind of thing, but me, well . . . you fucking animal.”
She was looking at me and agitating her own face in a way that was supposed to be sensual. Her face's muscles looked like they were convulsing.
I wasn't sure what she was talking about, and I was getting a bit annoyed, but it is always nice to be the center of intrigue.
“Why don't you come over here and join us?”
She wasn't sexy, this woman. No. There was something awkward about her. It was like she was trying to be sexy and seductive and shiny and smooth, but it just wasn't natural. It's like those rare occasions you hear a woman talk about going to the bathroom—like “making an accomplishment”--if you know what I mean. There is just something about it that we are taught is not to be mentioned. It is embarrassing for you and for her. It is like all the mystery and aura is swept away in the realization that at some point she was sitting down, pants and underwear around her ankles, toilet paper in hand, and making a huge smelly accomplishment. Or, maybe it is like when you go to a disco and see a woman who just can't dance. Dancing—at least well enough to fit in—is easy for women. As long as they move a little bit and don't force it, they are fine. Most men have to work much harder just to make it look acceptable. But, if you see a woman who is trying too hard—flailing—working--moving in a way that makes it look like her arms and legs are trying to vomit—it is embarrassing for both of you. It is like the mystery that is supposed to stand at the center of her is filled in with some bland, skin colored pigmentation that reveals dry, rotting skin. It is like the hole—the abyss—the place where you convince yourself that there is something in the world that is incalculable and unceasingly moving—is filled in with sharp, unforgiving gravel that spills out, disclosing the abyss to be a hard, scraping surface that portrudes into a space it shouldn't.
That is what this woman was like, standing in front of me, trying to be a seductress. Her forced attempts to be shiny betrayed her—swept all the confidence out from under her shaky psyche—and launched her into a place that was anything but fitting.
“No thanks, I would rather not tonight, but thank you.”
“Please . . .”
At this, she started rubbing her breasts in a strange way. I wasn't sure if she was adjusting her bra or trying to be alluring.
“I'll make it worth your while. I am a lot of fun, you know.”
I looked away, out on the beach. I looked at the waves crashing on the shore, a perpetual source of noise and activity.
“No thanks, really not in the mood.” I said without turning towards her.
“Okay,” she said in a deep voice.
As I looked back she was actually licking one of her tits. This was strange. She kept licking and tried to talk at the same time, “Surrr, yuu dawwnt wont tt cme over?”
What a sight. A grown woman, in semi-tacky cocktail dress and even semi-tackier heels, shiny earrings, and a huge handbag standing in front of my table, drunk, with one tit in her hand, trying to talk as she licked her own nipple in an attempt at seduction.
I guess whatever Shelly told her about me had led her to think I would enjoy this type of act.
“Okay,” I said curtly, “I am going to go, see you soon.”
As I walked home, the waves kept making noise and the activity didn't stop. Not for one moment.
Monday, September 14, 2009
Hubert
I met a friend today called Hubert.
Hubert told me he went on a date with a woman called Margaret.
I said, "Hubert, how was your date with Margaret?"
He said, "Not so good."
"Why?"
"Well, she asked about me. You, know what I am good at. I said, 'baby, you know me, as a poet, I'm straight specific; as a lover, overwhelmingly salvific; and, as an author, impossibly prolific.'"
"So?"
"She said she believed in a woman's right to choose. Then she left."
Hubert is a good guy with bad luck when it comes to women. He'll figure it out someday.
Hubert told me he went on a date with a woman called Margaret.
I said, "Hubert, how was your date with Margaret?"
He said, "Not so good."
"Why?"
"Well, she asked about me. You, know what I am good at. I said, 'baby, you know me, as a poet, I'm straight specific; as a lover, overwhelmingly salvific; and, as an author, impossibly prolific.'"
"So?"
"She said she believed in a woman's right to choose. Then she left."
Hubert is a good guy with bad luck when it comes to women. He'll figure it out someday.
Communicating
Striping naked is the decisive action. Nakedness offers a contrast to self-possession, to discontinuous existence, in other words. It is a a state of communication revealing a quest for possible continuance of being beyond the confines of the self. Bodies open out to a state of continuity through secret channels that give us a feeling of obscenity. --Bataille
Yes, I want to communicate. Yes, I want to communicate so well that I do not exist, and you do not either. I want to communicate so well that there is an in-distinguish-ability that renders our normal way of being mute. I want to communicate so well that you and I are mute. That is my goal. That is what my desire hinges upon.
How to do that? Well, it seems not with the words. The words can't help us here. Words are for this world. Words denote the everyday. We need the words, but here, we need something different. The way I want to communicate won't work with the words.
Yes, I want to communicate apart from the words--with means--in channels--via pathways--and inacessible secrets--in places unseen and unmentioned--spaces surrounded by fear and taboo--rings of filth mixed with a pain that is pleasurable--where the cut of time has incised unforgettably, but not ineluctably--where I don't know, but you can find--where you won't go, but will let me explore--where there are no words . . . where there is a deep, insatiable reach for continuity--for union--for the ability to transform, tweak, and distort bodies and words and thoughts and feelings and perceptions and images. I want to disappear from the world into a place that does not exist. I want to leave the world for a non-place untouched by space and time.
Of course, of course--this requires risk. It requires vulnerability. And most of all, it requires obscenity.
Obscenity is our name for the uneasiness which upsets the physical state associated with self-possession, with the possession of a recognized and stable individuality. -Bataille
If we are communicate ourselves into silence, there will have to be some discomfort and some risk. Stripping naked can be a bit tenuous. For some, it is no big deal. I don't think they want to speak the silent words we are speaking of here. I don't know if they know the secrets pent up in the criss-crossed channels that lead from their pores to the endless space that makes up the little room where the words come from in the first place. I know, I know. Not all nakedness is about this quest to find the silent words. I know that it is not always about communicating without speaking; I know we can't always render the words mute through a meeting--an encounter--that dispossesses us. But, shouldn't it be most of the time? Sometimes? Is it unreasonable to search for the sacred in the obscene? To find something--something extraordinary--in the terror and vulnerability of nakedness? Or have we given up on that idea, amidst the plethora of stretched, augmented, and displayed bodies in our space and cyberspace? Have we let that go in lieu of the commodified ease of voyerurism? Have we given up on obscenity--sacred obscenity--in order to feed ourselves a constant diet of spectacle, shine, technique, gossip, and mechanics?
We are dancing in the hollow of the cup of nothingness. We are of one flesh, but separated like stars. --Henry Miller
Yes, back to the dancing. There is always dancing in these instances--it is an easy way to try halfheartedly. Let's move. Let's shake. But, no, let's not dare strip naked--let's not dare show ourselves into the ugly, awful, nauseating, limitless soup of atoms that constitute the space behind the words--the place that is untouched--the place where separation gives way to the rupture of the nameless disquiet.
We are one flesh--for moments or seconds or hours or days--but, I know, I know . . . . . . . I am naive . . . endlessly naive . . . always stars--always separate--always discontinuous.
I know. You don't have to tell me. I know the quest--this one of communication, silence, and nakedness--is impossible--I know it leads nowhere but to a frustrating, fatal cliff--I know it ends in the world re-appearing--with us re-appearing in the palce where we are visible, temporal, and yes . . . stars.
Yes, I want to communicate. Yes, I want to communicate so well that I do not exist, and you do not either. I want to communicate so well that there is an in-distinguish-ability that renders our normal way of being mute. I want to communicate so well that you and I are mute. That is my goal. That is what my desire hinges upon.
How to do that? Well, it seems not with the words. The words can't help us here. Words are for this world. Words denote the everyday. We need the words, but here, we need something different. The way I want to communicate won't work with the words.
Yes, I want to communicate apart from the words--with means--in channels--via pathways--and inacessible secrets--in places unseen and unmentioned--spaces surrounded by fear and taboo--rings of filth mixed with a pain that is pleasurable--where the cut of time has incised unforgettably, but not ineluctably--where I don't know, but you can find--where you won't go, but will let me explore--where there are no words . . . where there is a deep, insatiable reach for continuity--for union--for the ability to transform, tweak, and distort bodies and words and thoughts and feelings and perceptions and images. I want to disappear from the world into a place that does not exist. I want to leave the world for a non-place untouched by space and time.
Of course, of course--this requires risk. It requires vulnerability. And most of all, it requires obscenity.
Obscenity is our name for the uneasiness which upsets the physical state associated with self-possession, with the possession of a recognized and stable individuality. -Bataille
If we are communicate ourselves into silence, there will have to be some discomfort and some risk. Stripping naked can be a bit tenuous. For some, it is no big deal. I don't think they want to speak the silent words we are speaking of here. I don't know if they know the secrets pent up in the criss-crossed channels that lead from their pores to the endless space that makes up the little room where the words come from in the first place. I know, I know. Not all nakedness is about this quest to find the silent words. I know that it is not always about communicating without speaking; I know we can't always render the words mute through a meeting--an encounter--that dispossesses us. But, shouldn't it be most of the time? Sometimes? Is it unreasonable to search for the sacred in the obscene? To find something--something extraordinary--in the terror and vulnerability of nakedness? Or have we given up on that idea, amidst the plethora of stretched, augmented, and displayed bodies in our space and cyberspace? Have we let that go in lieu of the commodified ease of voyerurism? Have we given up on obscenity--sacred obscenity--in order to feed ourselves a constant diet of spectacle, shine, technique, gossip, and mechanics?
We are dancing in the hollow of the cup of nothingness. We are of one flesh, but separated like stars. --Henry Miller
Yes, back to the dancing. There is always dancing in these instances--it is an easy way to try halfheartedly. Let's move. Let's shake. But, no, let's not dare strip naked--let's not dare show ourselves into the ugly, awful, nauseating, limitless soup of atoms that constitute the space behind the words--the place that is untouched--the place where separation gives way to the rupture of the nameless disquiet.
We are one flesh--for moments or seconds or hours or days--but, I know, I know . . . . . . . I am naive . . . endlessly naive . . . always stars--always separate--always discontinuous.
I know. You don't have to tell me. I know the quest--this one of communication, silence, and nakedness--is impossible--I know it leads nowhere but to a frustrating, fatal cliff--I know it ends in the world re-appearing--with us re-appearing in the palce where we are visible, temporal, and yes . . . stars.
Friday, September 11, 2009
Episodes in the Smoke-Filled Coffee Shop: Swallowing
I didn't see the Old Man for a couple of days.
On the third day, I had a doctor's appointment that took up most of the time, but I ended up in the Smoke-Filled Coffee shop that evening. Well after dark the Old Man sauntered into the shop. He was obviously tipsy, and louder than normal.
“Well, funny finding you here! Oh wait, I forgot you have nothing better to do than masturbate intellectually in here all day every day. What's going on?”
He waved and began to make his way over to me. On the way he became distracted by Sage's presence at the bar.
“Hey, darling. How are you tonight? These boys bothering you?” he asked, looking around the room. She smiled in forbearance and told him everyone was being nice.
“Well, you let me know if they give you any trouble. You hear me?”
“Okay.”
At that he turned around and headed back toward me.
“Seems like you have had an eventful night Old Man.”
“Shut your mouth. You have no idea what I have been up to. I've been dancing—women everywhere—one on my left, one on my right. More than I could handle. Your mom even said to tell you hello.”
He sat down, but didn't have a drink. I waited for more insults or jokes or questions. But, he just sat. He didn't even look out the window. He kind of just sat there in a drunken haze. He slouched in his chair, his old fisherman's hat half-crooked on his head. The right leg of his tattered brown slacks was tucked into his orange sock. One too many buttons of his white button up shirt was undone. He just looked a bit scruffy, even for an old man. In the stillness time's wearing emerged. You could see how it had been so cruel to him—just like it is to all of us. He was once a vivacious, strong young man. Time hadn't crawled all over his hand and legs--leavings its wrinkles as a reminder of its dominance. At one point, he was fresh. But, not now. I saw the red spots on his nearly bald scalp, the wrinkles crossing up and down all over his face, the scar on his arm, and the bunched veins on his legs behind the tattoos. By all accounts, he was a brittle, feeble creature. The raucousness had evaporated into what appeared to be existential reflection.
After a few moments the Old Man actually started to sob. I didn't know if it was the boos or what, but he was crying audibly. His face turned red. His nose leaked. Tears ran down both cheeks. He didn't even bother to wipe them away—they just trickled down his leathery skin, riding in the crevices of the wrinkles which now characterized what was once his buoyant, ruddy countenance.
I sat there.
What was I to say?
Silence.
Silence.
Silence.
After an eternity, he got himself under control. He wiped his nose and eyes, and tried to calm his breathing.
“I got a secret to tell you.”
“Okay.” I was curious, but not yet worried.
“Come here,” he said, “come close and listen." I moved my chair closer to his, and leaned in close. As I moved my ear near his now whispering mouth, I could smell the Jim Beam on his breath. The Old Man was leaning on one knee in order to position himself close enough to whisper in my ear. The combination of old man smell with the cheap whiskey was a bit overwhelming. It occurred to me that this was the closest I had ever been to the Old Man--right here, right now.
"Here's the secret. Wake up each day--don't worry how you feel, how tired, how exhausted, how happy--wake. That is the first step. Then, walk to the shore and watch the sunrise. Don't go with anyone. Don't speak. Just watch. But, don't watch as if you are watching a screen. No, watch as if you are in the screen. And then, when the sun is just over the horizon, the signs of a new day fully bloomed and the people beginning to scurry about, then go down to the water. Let shock of the immersion set in for just a second. Then, bend down and swallow it--the ocean; all of it. And, this is the key--don't drown. Feel the heaviness, allow yourself to be overwhelmed, get to the point until you almost can't stand the absence of breathe--and don't drown. Drowning is bad. After, walk home silently and start the day. This the key son, swallowing the ocean every day without drowning."
With a smug smile, he took a sip of his cold drink and sat back in his chair. His little revelation had apparently cured whatever sadness had plagued him only a minute beforehand.
I won't lie, I was caught off guard a bit. I responded in an irreverent tone. . .
I told him he was drunk, nostalgic, and deserved to die alone.
On the third day, I had a doctor's appointment that took up most of the time, but I ended up in the Smoke-Filled Coffee shop that evening. Well after dark the Old Man sauntered into the shop. He was obviously tipsy, and louder than normal.
“Well, funny finding you here! Oh wait, I forgot you have nothing better to do than masturbate intellectually in here all day every day. What's going on?”
He waved and began to make his way over to me. On the way he became distracted by Sage's presence at the bar.
“Hey, darling. How are you tonight? These boys bothering you?” he asked, looking around the room. She smiled in forbearance and told him everyone was being nice.
“Well, you let me know if they give you any trouble. You hear me?”
“Okay.”
At that he turned around and headed back toward me.
“Seems like you have had an eventful night Old Man.”
“Shut your mouth. You have no idea what I have been up to. I've been dancing—women everywhere—one on my left, one on my right. More than I could handle. Your mom even said to tell you hello.”
He sat down, but didn't have a drink. I waited for more insults or jokes or questions. But, he just sat. He didn't even look out the window. He kind of just sat there in a drunken haze. He slouched in his chair, his old fisherman's hat half-crooked on his head. The right leg of his tattered brown slacks was tucked into his orange sock. One too many buttons of his white button up shirt was undone. He just looked a bit scruffy, even for an old man. In the stillness time's wearing emerged. You could see how it had been so cruel to him—just like it is to all of us. He was once a vivacious, strong young man. Time hadn't crawled all over his hand and legs--leavings its wrinkles as a reminder of its dominance. At one point, he was fresh. But, not now. I saw the red spots on his nearly bald scalp, the wrinkles crossing up and down all over his face, the scar on his arm, and the bunched veins on his legs behind the tattoos. By all accounts, he was a brittle, feeble creature. The raucousness had evaporated into what appeared to be existential reflection.
After a few moments the Old Man actually started to sob. I didn't know if it was the boos or what, but he was crying audibly. His face turned red. His nose leaked. Tears ran down both cheeks. He didn't even bother to wipe them away—they just trickled down his leathery skin, riding in the crevices of the wrinkles which now characterized what was once his buoyant, ruddy countenance.
I sat there.
What was I to say?
Silence.
Silence.
Silence.
After an eternity, he got himself under control. He wiped his nose and eyes, and tried to calm his breathing.
“I got a secret to tell you.”
“Okay.” I was curious, but not yet worried.
“Come here,” he said, “come close and listen." I moved my chair closer to his, and leaned in close. As I moved my ear near his now whispering mouth, I could smell the Jim Beam on his breath. The Old Man was leaning on one knee in order to position himself close enough to whisper in my ear. The combination of old man smell with the cheap whiskey was a bit overwhelming. It occurred to me that this was the closest I had ever been to the Old Man--right here, right now.
"Here's the secret. Wake up each day--don't worry how you feel, how tired, how exhausted, how happy--wake. That is the first step. Then, walk to the shore and watch the sunrise. Don't go with anyone. Don't speak. Just watch. But, don't watch as if you are watching a screen. No, watch as if you are in the screen. And then, when the sun is just over the horizon, the signs of a new day fully bloomed and the people beginning to scurry about, then go down to the water. Let shock of the immersion set in for just a second. Then, bend down and swallow it--the ocean; all of it. And, this is the key--don't drown. Feel the heaviness, allow yourself to be overwhelmed, get to the point until you almost can't stand the absence of breathe--and don't drown. Drowning is bad. After, walk home silently and start the day. This the key son, swallowing the ocean every day without drowning."
With a smug smile, he took a sip of his cold drink and sat back in his chair. His little revelation had apparently cured whatever sadness had plagued him only a minute beforehand.
I won't lie, I was caught off guard a bit. I responded in an irreverent tone. . .
I told him he was drunk, nostalgic, and deserved to die alone.
Wednesday, September 09, 2009
Episodes in the Smoke-Filled Coffee Shop: Trousers and Embarrassment
Later that same day, just as I was about ready to leave the Shop, two middle-aged men came in bickering about something or other. As they approached the bar one stopped and looked up at the menu while the other kept on talking. The first one then held his hand out so as to say, “Stop for a minute, what hot beverage do you want to imbibe?” The second one, who I might say was very rotund, told the semi-hippy girl what he wanted. He wasn’t fat. He was rotund. He was kind of short, with baldness (With baldness?). He wore a forgettable red sweater with a tan collar and khaki trousers. His friend was lean for that age, with a little mustache. He wore khaki trousers as well, with loafers, a pink button up and brown jacket. For him life seemed much more casual than for the other. Anyway, they ordered and went to sit at the bar, but as the rotund one moved his belt caught the end of table and snapped. Almost instantly one end of his belt stayed knotted to the table, the other slipped out of his rapidly falling khakis and he began to sweat even more than before.
“Harold, help me.”
“What shall I do?”
“Pull up my trousers.”
By this time they were around his ankles, his belt still impaled on the counter, and his over-sized, stained boxer shorts glimmered under the neon glow of the bar lights. Harold looked at him in disbelief trying to figure out if he really wanted to pull up the Rotund One’s trousers. He looked at him, paused, and then silently walked out the door. Stunned, the Rotund One stood there embarrassed. However, instead of stopping and pulling up his trousers, he made a fateful mistake: Looking up frantically for help and finding none, he tried to walk out quickly—to just escape. Well, being rotund and having his trousers around his ankles, he couldn't really walk. He took one step and tripped. As he fell, his face hit the floor and his nose burst with a flow of blood. Escaping isn't easy when your trousers are around your ankles, someone should have taught him that long before his poor belt snapped. At this point, a shiny woman walked in with her two young children and screamed. The children started crying as the Rotund One tried to get himself off the floor. This was all a bit much.
I laughed out loud a bit. I didn’t laugh at the Rotund One. I don’t think so at least. I think I was just laughing at the whole incident—the helplessness and helpfulness and the unexpected, unpredictable part of the whole thing. Trousers, boxer shorts, hot drinks—all of this was comical. I didn’t laugh because he was less or worse; only because such a situation was possible at all. I mean he was trying his best, just like all of us. Most of the time trying means embarrassment. Living is embarrassing. This fat fucker didn't know what to do. He really was just doing his best. Breathing means trying everyday to do things you have no idea how to do. It means not letting the fact that you had no choice about showing up here and no choice about when or how you will leave get to you. It means hoping others don't see that most of the time you have absolutely no idea what you are doing. Living is embarrassing, because living is a circular race none of us wins. It made me thankful for the chance to remain mired in smoke and text. No one asked for reports; there were no staff meetings; I had no appointments to make, or people to please. I hope that rotund old man feels good about himself somehow. I hope he is good at darts or bowling or fucking his wife—you know? I hope he goes to bed thinking about something else than being embarrassed for breathing. He probably doesn't. He probably falls asleep on the couch to some reality show, or to re-runs of the Simpsons. Whatever. When I saw him, he was just doing his best like all of us.
“Harold, help me.”
“What shall I do?”
“Pull up my trousers.”
By this time they were around his ankles, his belt still impaled on the counter, and his over-sized, stained boxer shorts glimmered under the neon glow of the bar lights. Harold looked at him in disbelief trying to figure out if he really wanted to pull up the Rotund One’s trousers. He looked at him, paused, and then silently walked out the door. Stunned, the Rotund One stood there embarrassed. However, instead of stopping and pulling up his trousers, he made a fateful mistake: Looking up frantically for help and finding none, he tried to walk out quickly—to just escape. Well, being rotund and having his trousers around his ankles, he couldn't really walk. He took one step and tripped. As he fell, his face hit the floor and his nose burst with a flow of blood. Escaping isn't easy when your trousers are around your ankles, someone should have taught him that long before his poor belt snapped. At this point, a shiny woman walked in with her two young children and screamed. The children started crying as the Rotund One tried to get himself off the floor. This was all a bit much.
I laughed out loud a bit. I didn’t laugh at the Rotund One. I don’t think so at least. I think I was just laughing at the whole incident—the helplessness and helpfulness and the unexpected, unpredictable part of the whole thing. Trousers, boxer shorts, hot drinks—all of this was comical. I didn’t laugh because he was less or worse; only because such a situation was possible at all. I mean he was trying his best, just like all of us. Most of the time trying means embarrassment. Living is embarrassing. This fat fucker didn't know what to do. He really was just doing his best. Breathing means trying everyday to do things you have no idea how to do. It means not letting the fact that you had no choice about showing up here and no choice about when or how you will leave get to you. It means hoping others don't see that most of the time you have absolutely no idea what you are doing. Living is embarrassing, because living is a circular race none of us wins. It made me thankful for the chance to remain mired in smoke and text. No one asked for reports; there were no staff meetings; I had no appointments to make, or people to please. I hope that rotund old man feels good about himself somehow. I hope he is good at darts or bowling or fucking his wife—you know? I hope he goes to bed thinking about something else than being embarrassed for breathing. He probably doesn't. He probably falls asleep on the couch to some reality show, or to re-runs of the Simpsons. Whatever. When I saw him, he was just doing his best like all of us.
Monday, September 07, 2009
Episodes in the Smoke-Filled Coffee Shop: The Old Man's Bullshit
"You know what's funny. When I was young I never asked that, I didn't care. I got up and went out to that damn sea every day. I woke up energized, ready to conquer, to swim, to catch. I woke up ready to give it my best. Janice was at home and I went to work everyday. We had kids and that meant putting food on the table. There isn't much time for bullshit when you have mouths to feed and a wife to keep happy. You know?
After the little ones grew into adults, things changed. I began to wonder. I began to see a horizon that never moved. I began to understand myself as trapped under that horizon--held there--and no matter where or how or what I did, there was no escaping. The horizon was my prison. In that prison everything melted into the same--all of it could fit into the same frame. Good food, good boos, good company--it all felt, tasted and looked the same. Because, I knew the next day that horizon would remain and no matter how far I went or how deep I plundered, there was no way out.”
"So how did you keep going all those years? Sheer determination? Duty? What?"
He said, "The secret is not duty, not its not guilt, or even any lofty goals of grandeur. Pretty soon son, I'll be dead and so will you. The universe will go on without a hitch--it didn't care before and it won't care then. You and I will dissolve back into the dust we came from and that will be that. All the dreams, all the trying, the accumulating, the success--every fish I caught--will melt into the sea's indifference. You know how you keep going? You don't move the horizon, no, you find something in this same which gives you a hint or an idea or a glimmer--a portal--into the somewhere else. You see, once you find something within the horizon that can't be held by the horizon--well, nothing else matters. Its funny, you could meet a girl in the bar tonight--see in her face, in her eyes, in her smile--something that can't be reduced to patterns, or molecules, or informational codes. You'll see right through the horizon into another world and it will make those days not unquestioned, but more than bearable and even exciting. You'll remain under the horizon's gaze for sure, but there will be something in the world that can't be contained by it, something that goes on forever."
I really liked that Old Man, but he sure talked alot of bullshit. We talked a bit more. He told me about getting sores on his hands from fishing all day. He told me what it was like to wrestle with a fish that weighs more than you do. He told me what it was like to live alone now that his wife was gone.
We walked back to the Shop and nestled back into our respective seats. If nothing else, our little excursion had helped to stop the race going on in my veins—the semi-hippy woman had left for the day and I sat in the corner as the sun went down, reading about love and laughter.
After the little ones grew into adults, things changed. I began to wonder. I began to see a horizon that never moved. I began to understand myself as trapped under that horizon--held there--and no matter where or how or what I did, there was no escaping. The horizon was my prison. In that prison everything melted into the same--all of it could fit into the same frame. Good food, good boos, good company--it all felt, tasted and looked the same. Because, I knew the next day that horizon would remain and no matter how far I went or how deep I plundered, there was no way out.”
"So how did you keep going all those years? Sheer determination? Duty? What?"
He said, "The secret is not duty, not its not guilt, or even any lofty goals of grandeur. Pretty soon son, I'll be dead and so will you. The universe will go on without a hitch--it didn't care before and it won't care then. You and I will dissolve back into the dust we came from and that will be that. All the dreams, all the trying, the accumulating, the success--every fish I caught--will melt into the sea's indifference. You know how you keep going? You don't move the horizon, no, you find something in this same which gives you a hint or an idea or a glimmer--a portal--into the somewhere else. You see, once you find something within the horizon that can't be held by the horizon--well, nothing else matters. Its funny, you could meet a girl in the bar tonight--see in her face, in her eyes, in her smile--something that can't be reduced to patterns, or molecules, or informational codes. You'll see right through the horizon into another world and it will make those days not unquestioned, but more than bearable and even exciting. You'll remain under the horizon's gaze for sure, but there will be something in the world that can't be contained by it, something that goes on forever."
I really liked that Old Man, but he sure talked alot of bullshit. We talked a bit more. He told me about getting sores on his hands from fishing all day. He told me what it was like to wrestle with a fish that weighs more than you do. He told me what it was like to live alone now that his wife was gone.
We walked back to the Shop and nestled back into our respective seats. If nothing else, our little excursion had helped to stop the race going on in my veins—the semi-hippy woman had left for the day and I sat in the corner as the sun went down, reading about love and laughter.
Episodes in the Smoke-Filled Coffee Shop
The Old Man seemed to be in quite a serious mood. I wasn't sure if he was just being grumpy, or if he was going to get strange on me and start talking about his life coming to an end, or his greatest regrets, or some other old person talk.
We walked out the door and took the sharp right toward the boardwalk and the beach. People whizzed past us as we got close to the boardwalk—skimming by on rollerblades, on bicycles, and everything in between. One guy rolled past on a unicycle.
“Does that look fun to you? Why doesn't he just ride a bike?”
The Old Man didn't answer, he just kept waiting for a break in the action so we could cross to the sandy side of the boardwalk.
Once we past the boardwalk, we hit the soft, warm sand. It wasn't hot outside, but it was warm enough to make the sand nice to walk on. I took my sandals off and enjoyed the feeling between my toes. The Old Man didn't take his sandals off because they were the kind that strapped on to your feet with velcro.
“Where we going?”
“Just thought it would be nice to take an afternoon walk—get outside for a bit.”
He looked at me and I was glad to see his expression was a bit lighter than it had been before. However, when he glanced over, the Old Man failed to see a rock in front of him, tripped, and fell to the sand.
It was strange. He went from a grumpy old man—one that I tolerated—respected--and somehow admired—to a fragile, brittle little creature, in the matter of 10 seconds. The image of God that hovered over my table moments before was transformed into something akin to Jesus' last moments on the Cross. All the divinity and royalty had been sucked from him in an instant. Now he just looked weak. He lay face down in the sand after falling awkwardly over himself. His aura evaporated. He was a skeleton—caught between living-death and death. There was sand all over his face and on his cotton shorts. He appeared helpless.
“You okay?”
He didn't answer.
I looked on, the awkwardness congealing on my arms and legs—settling there as it projected itself outward from the circumstances onto by body.
“You okay?”
“I'm fine, you little bastard. Help me up.”
“Okay.”
I grabbed one arm and held onto him as he picked himself up from the warm sand, coughing all the way. Once erect, he wiped the sand from all over his clothes. After a moment we continued walking toward the water.
It took him a while to catch his breath. I watched the waves break on the shore as they do each moment of each day. The afternoon winds made a mess of the surface—it was uninviting, choppy water with no illusion of order or any care for it. There were some tourist kids trying their best to ride a couple of cheap foam boards in the whitewash. With each wave came a new obstacle and a fun moment. I could see a fisherman out on the jetty that was to our left. He just stood there with his pole in the water.
After a while the Old Man was ready to talk. We sat on the shore talking about the sea. He told me about fishing and about his "lost generation".
"So, why did you keep going out there every day? How did you face something--the sea--so vast, so incomprehensible and so threatening? How did you grow to love it so dearly? How did you balance fear with enjoyment, anxiety with the presence to smile?"
He took a long time to answer.
We walked out the door and took the sharp right toward the boardwalk and the beach. People whizzed past us as we got close to the boardwalk—skimming by on rollerblades, on bicycles, and everything in between. One guy rolled past on a unicycle.
“Does that look fun to you? Why doesn't he just ride a bike?”
The Old Man didn't answer, he just kept waiting for a break in the action so we could cross to the sandy side of the boardwalk.
Once we past the boardwalk, we hit the soft, warm sand. It wasn't hot outside, but it was warm enough to make the sand nice to walk on. I took my sandals off and enjoyed the feeling between my toes. The Old Man didn't take his sandals off because they were the kind that strapped on to your feet with velcro.
“Where we going?”
“Just thought it would be nice to take an afternoon walk—get outside for a bit.”
He looked at me and I was glad to see his expression was a bit lighter than it had been before. However, when he glanced over, the Old Man failed to see a rock in front of him, tripped, and fell to the sand.
It was strange. He went from a grumpy old man—one that I tolerated—respected--and somehow admired—to a fragile, brittle little creature, in the matter of 10 seconds. The image of God that hovered over my table moments before was transformed into something akin to Jesus' last moments on the Cross. All the divinity and royalty had been sucked from him in an instant. Now he just looked weak. He lay face down in the sand after falling awkwardly over himself. His aura evaporated. He was a skeleton—caught between living-death and death. There was sand all over his face and on his cotton shorts. He appeared helpless.
“You okay?”
He didn't answer.
I looked on, the awkwardness congealing on my arms and legs—settling there as it projected itself outward from the circumstances onto by body.
“You okay?”
“I'm fine, you little bastard. Help me up.”
“Okay.”
I grabbed one arm and held onto him as he picked himself up from the warm sand, coughing all the way. Once erect, he wiped the sand from all over his clothes. After a moment we continued walking toward the water.
It took him a while to catch his breath. I watched the waves break on the shore as they do each moment of each day. The afternoon winds made a mess of the surface—it was uninviting, choppy water with no illusion of order or any care for it. There were some tourist kids trying their best to ride a couple of cheap foam boards in the whitewash. With each wave came a new obstacle and a fun moment. I could see a fisherman out on the jetty that was to our left. He just stood there with his pole in the water.
After a while the Old Man was ready to talk. We sat on the shore talking about the sea. He told me about fishing and about his "lost generation".
"So, why did you keep going out there every day? How did you face something--the sea--so vast, so incomprehensible and so threatening? How did you grow to love it so dearly? How did you balance fear with enjoyment, anxiety with the presence to smile?"
He took a long time to answer.
Thursday, September 03, 2009
Episodes in the Smoke-Filled Coffee Shop: Cells and Platelets
In the morning I offered her coffee and stuff. She said,
“No, I have to go serve hot drinks.”
I said, “Okay.”
It was nice, but all a bit awkward. Mornings are awkward. Her breath smelled. Then she left.
After she left, I went into the kitchen to fetch my German-English dictionary. My housemate was there (he is a little shorter, with a shaved head, and perpetual beard stubble). As usual, he was wearing old checkered boxer shorts and an argyle sweater, and no shoes. He walked around the house like this most days until about 10am; until he had to go someplace. This guy was a professional academic. He was probably the most intellectually capable person in my universe, but, as to be expected, his ability to render social cues was a bit tilted. He wasn't ill equipped when it came to social situations, he was just tuned to a different frequency than everyone else. This wasn't your absent minded professor, more someone who understood the world through a slightly strange lens. And, when he drank cold beverages he suffered from loud episodes of a cursing disease, which was embarrassing at times in bars and stuff since he wasn't used to controlling it all the time.
“Did that girl ride the bus last night?”
He said to me, sitting and sipping his coffee, scratching himself with his feet stretched out on the table in the kitchen, his face lit up with a mischievous smile.
“What bus? We walked home from . . .”
“You know what I am talking about. The pigskin bus. Did she ride the pigskin bus to tuna town?”
“Ahh. Got it,” I said. “No, not this time.”
He sipped his coffee loudly and scooped his scrambled eggs into a bowl with ketchup and some cold pieces of lunch meat.
“You think she is interested in experiencing an Eiffel Tower?” He said laughing.
“Maybe, but I don't think I will ask.”
He took a bite of his breakfast and let out his customary barrage of orgasmic noises,
“Oh God, yes, that is good, hmmmmmmm, sooo good.”
He did this any time he ate anything. I am not sure if it was a deliberate exaggeration or due to a mild case of a different kind of disease. Nonetheless, it continued as I walked out of the kitchen,
“Ohhhhhh, God, soo good, sooo good, yes, yes.”
I won't lie, that day when I saw the semi-hippy woman at the Shop my blood felt like it was racing through my veins—like all the platelets and cells involved thought there was a race to win, but that no one had clued them into the fact that they were racing in a circle. I saw her as I walked in and for some reason didn't know if I should say hello or walk by and let her attend to her work or something else altogether. So many things change in life—time takes them from us cruelly, heartlessly—our bodies change, or good friends move away, or you get in a car accident with some metal and a government. But, as I passed the semi-hippy woman in the Shop that day, the blood cells and platelets raced round and round the circular track of my body just like they had after the first time I kissed Lauren Olson in 6th grade at lunch time and then saw her in class afterwards. Am I just naïve? Shouldn't time have hardened me to this sort of childish excitement? Shouldn't time have taught me that one night—one couch and some dying bears—isn't a big deal? Shouldn't I just grow up? Did she think it was a big deal? Were here platelets racing or did they know there was nothing to win? Had she somehow clued them into this fact? I won't lie, I was frustrated myself for not having learned how to control or tame the cells and platelets any better than when I was in sixth grade; but I was thankful for the inexplainable, unexpected feelings of excitement, giddiness, wonder, and expectation.
After Brett had given me my hot drink, I sat down in the corner and tried to read some Flannery O'Connor, but none of it sank in to my brain. I think the blood race inside me meant that my brain was not able to do anything but think about the race—who would win? Is there a winner? How would I know who won? I guess technically they were my blood cells and my platelets, so I would win no matter what happened. But, I didn't have any control of them at that point, and thus it didn't feel like it was possible for me to win. I concluded that there is no winner for a circular race between cells and platelets, but I think it is fun nonetheless.
Are there ever winners for races that go in circles? They are fun at the beginning, but the cycle gets old, doesn't it?I should have remembered this, but at the time, I didn't care.
I kept glancing over at her to see if she was looking at me. I kept wondering what I should say. She came over after about an hour.
“Hey you. I am on break.”
“Hi, how are you today?”
“Well, my neck hurts because I fell asleep on a couch last night. And, my eyes hurt because before I fell asleep I was staring at a huge TV.”
I almost asked her if the small of her back hurt because of the erection that was prodding her on the couch, but I realized that this would probably not be smooth.
“Huh, sounds like an awful night you had. Sorry to hear it was so bad.”
“I didn't say it was bad. It was actually one of the best nights I have had in a long time, even though half my body is creaky as a result.”
I wanted to say that the next time she slept on that couch that her body would be more than creaky afterwards; but, I realized this would not be smooth.
“Well, what made it so good?”
“I had good company.”
With that, she walked off and went back to work.
This conversation did not stop the race in my veins. I went back to reading, and this time my brain allowed some things inside. So, that was good.
The Old Man came into the Smoke-Filled Coffeeshop later that day. After a about a half hour of reading the newspaper he came over and stood over my table. I looked up at the wrinkly, brooding figure above me—kind of like an aged God in some strange way. His tattered maroon polo shirt was unbuttoned. His gray hair protuded out from his fisherman's hat. And his face seemed to be petrified in way that allowed his eyes to zoom in and out. I don't know if God ages, but if he did he might look like the Old Man did over my table.
“Can I help you?” “Why don't you and I take a walk out to the shore?” I didn't ask questions. I just got up, got a refill of my hot drink, and followed him out the door.
“Okay.”
“No, I have to go serve hot drinks.”
I said, “Okay.”
It was nice, but all a bit awkward. Mornings are awkward. Her breath smelled. Then she left.
After she left, I went into the kitchen to fetch my German-English dictionary. My housemate was there (he is a little shorter, with a shaved head, and perpetual beard stubble). As usual, he was wearing old checkered boxer shorts and an argyle sweater, and no shoes. He walked around the house like this most days until about 10am; until he had to go someplace. This guy was a professional academic. He was probably the most intellectually capable person in my universe, but, as to be expected, his ability to render social cues was a bit tilted. He wasn't ill equipped when it came to social situations, he was just tuned to a different frequency than everyone else. This wasn't your absent minded professor, more someone who understood the world through a slightly strange lens. And, when he drank cold beverages he suffered from loud episodes of a cursing disease, which was embarrassing at times in bars and stuff since he wasn't used to controlling it all the time.
“Did that girl ride the bus last night?”
He said to me, sitting and sipping his coffee, scratching himself with his feet stretched out on the table in the kitchen, his face lit up with a mischievous smile.
“What bus? We walked home from . . .”
“You know what I am talking about. The pigskin bus. Did she ride the pigskin bus to tuna town?”
“Ahh. Got it,” I said. “No, not this time.”
He sipped his coffee loudly and scooped his scrambled eggs into a bowl with ketchup and some cold pieces of lunch meat.
“You think she is interested in experiencing an Eiffel Tower?” He said laughing.
“Maybe, but I don't think I will ask.”
He took a bite of his breakfast and let out his customary barrage of orgasmic noises,
“Oh God, yes, that is good, hmmmmmmm, sooo good.”
He did this any time he ate anything. I am not sure if it was a deliberate exaggeration or due to a mild case of a different kind of disease. Nonetheless, it continued as I walked out of the kitchen,
“Ohhhhhh, God, soo good, sooo good, yes, yes.”
I won't lie, that day when I saw the semi-hippy woman at the Shop my blood felt like it was racing through my veins—like all the platelets and cells involved thought there was a race to win, but that no one had clued them into the fact that they were racing in a circle. I saw her as I walked in and for some reason didn't know if I should say hello or walk by and let her attend to her work or something else altogether. So many things change in life—time takes them from us cruelly, heartlessly—our bodies change, or good friends move away, or you get in a car accident with some metal and a government. But, as I passed the semi-hippy woman in the Shop that day, the blood cells and platelets raced round and round the circular track of my body just like they had after the first time I kissed Lauren Olson in 6th grade at lunch time and then saw her in class afterwards. Am I just naïve? Shouldn't time have hardened me to this sort of childish excitement? Shouldn't time have taught me that one night—one couch and some dying bears—isn't a big deal? Shouldn't I just grow up? Did she think it was a big deal? Were here platelets racing or did they know there was nothing to win? Had she somehow clued them into this fact? I won't lie, I was frustrated myself for not having learned how to control or tame the cells and platelets any better than when I was in sixth grade; but I was thankful for the inexplainable, unexpected feelings of excitement, giddiness, wonder, and expectation.
After Brett had given me my hot drink, I sat down in the corner and tried to read some Flannery O'Connor, but none of it sank in to my brain. I think the blood race inside me meant that my brain was not able to do anything but think about the race—who would win? Is there a winner? How would I know who won? I guess technically they were my blood cells and my platelets, so I would win no matter what happened. But, I didn't have any control of them at that point, and thus it didn't feel like it was possible for me to win. I concluded that there is no winner for a circular race between cells and platelets, but I think it is fun nonetheless.
Are there ever winners for races that go in circles? They are fun at the beginning, but the cycle gets old, doesn't it?I should have remembered this, but at the time, I didn't care.
I kept glancing over at her to see if she was looking at me. I kept wondering what I should say. She came over after about an hour.
“Hey you. I am on break.”
“Hi, how are you today?”
“Well, my neck hurts because I fell asleep on a couch last night. And, my eyes hurt because before I fell asleep I was staring at a huge TV.”
I almost asked her if the small of her back hurt because of the erection that was prodding her on the couch, but I realized that this would probably not be smooth.
“Huh, sounds like an awful night you had. Sorry to hear it was so bad.”
“I didn't say it was bad. It was actually one of the best nights I have had in a long time, even though half my body is creaky as a result.”
I wanted to say that the next time she slept on that couch that her body would be more than creaky afterwards; but, I realized this would not be smooth.
“Well, what made it so good?”
“I had good company.”
With that, she walked off and went back to work.
This conversation did not stop the race in my veins. I went back to reading, and this time my brain allowed some things inside. So, that was good.
The Old Man came into the Smoke-Filled Coffeeshop later that day. After a about a half hour of reading the newspaper he came over and stood over my table. I looked up at the wrinkly, brooding figure above me—kind of like an aged God in some strange way. His tattered maroon polo shirt was unbuttoned. His gray hair protuded out from his fisherman's hat. And his face seemed to be petrified in way that allowed his eyes to zoom in and out. I don't know if God ages, but if he did he might look like the Old Man did over my table.
“Can I help you?” “Why don't you and I take a walk out to the shore?” I didn't ask questions. I just got up, got a refill of my hot drink, and followed him out the door.
“Okay.”
Collecting Connections/Connecting Collections
And surely we throw ourselves into erotic pleasures above all in order to remember them. So that their luminous points will connect our youth with our old age by means of a shining ribbon! So that they will preserve our memory in an eternal flame! -Milan Kundera
Life, it seems, is a moving between eternities. It is a stretched out continuum highlighted by points which link us--or at least give us the impression of linking us--to some sort of encounter with the infinite. And, of course, many times--most times--this happens in the throes of erotic desire. Life, it seems, is temporality lived out between the illusion of the infinite, and its infinite hope. This is who we become--not the continuum, but the points along the way that leave our memory seared with the mark of something more, something beyond. These encounters take us beyond ourself and thus, in some tragic way, end up defining us. The places where we are most vulnerable lead to the places where we are most ourselves by not being anything. The places where we surrender lead to victory over time--at least temporarily.
And take it from me, my friend, only a word uttered at this most ordinary of moments is capable of illuminating it in such a way that it remains unforgettable.
-Milan Kundera
In those moments, our lives become eternal. Within seconds, we build an image that becomes the irreplaceable, singular unity of the otherwise temporal existence of everyday life. And, yes, they are unforgettable. Isn't that the goal of all of this--this erotic (non)project? To be unforgettable--to be more than geometry, more than dimensions, more than physiology?
Shall we collect them? Mark as many points on that continuum as possible in order to create a storehouse of memories of the infinite? The hopeless quest of infinite memories? Does the infinite come in terms of quanity? Or, shall we connect? Shall we connect intimately, fiercely, ferociously--attacking the moments, the seconds, the breaths with the impossible dream of destroying them? The dream of timeless victory--timeless connection?
They say for me that I'm a collector of women. In reality I'm far more a collector of words.
-Milan Kundera
For me, the infinite--the unforgettable--the reason--comes in the timeless connection--the connection that is capable of rendering time mute, even for a second. I don't want anything else, and don't want one who thinks differently. I won't fuck for physicality's sake. I won't fuck for geometry, or physiology, or even biology. In fact, in that way, I won't fuck at all. I don't want to collect. I don't want a storehouse. No, I want non-moments. No, I want unforgettable moments that are unforgettable because they are not moments.
When I can't write anymore I'll die. But I'll die loving. -Ivan Klima
Life, it seems, is a moving between eternities. It is a stretched out continuum highlighted by points which link us--or at least give us the impression of linking us--to some sort of encounter with the infinite. And, of course, many times--most times--this happens in the throes of erotic desire. Life, it seems, is temporality lived out between the illusion of the infinite, and its infinite hope. This is who we become--not the continuum, but the points along the way that leave our memory seared with the mark of something more, something beyond. These encounters take us beyond ourself and thus, in some tragic way, end up defining us. The places where we are most vulnerable lead to the places where we are most ourselves by not being anything. The places where we surrender lead to victory over time--at least temporarily.
And take it from me, my friend, only a word uttered at this most ordinary of moments is capable of illuminating it in such a way that it remains unforgettable.
-Milan Kundera
In those moments, our lives become eternal. Within seconds, we build an image that becomes the irreplaceable, singular unity of the otherwise temporal existence of everyday life. And, yes, they are unforgettable. Isn't that the goal of all of this--this erotic (non)project? To be unforgettable--to be more than geometry, more than dimensions, more than physiology?
Shall we collect them? Mark as many points on that continuum as possible in order to create a storehouse of memories of the infinite? The hopeless quest of infinite memories? Does the infinite come in terms of quanity? Or, shall we connect? Shall we connect intimately, fiercely, ferociously--attacking the moments, the seconds, the breaths with the impossible dream of destroying them? The dream of timeless victory--timeless connection?
They say for me that I'm a collector of women. In reality I'm far more a collector of words.
-Milan Kundera
For me, the infinite--the unforgettable--the reason--comes in the timeless connection--the connection that is capable of rendering time mute, even for a second. I don't want anything else, and don't want one who thinks differently. I won't fuck for physicality's sake. I won't fuck for geometry, or physiology, or even biology. In fact, in that way, I won't fuck at all. I don't want to collect. I don't want a storehouse. No, I want non-moments. No, I want unforgettable moments that are unforgettable because they are not moments.
When I can't write anymore I'll die. But I'll die loving. -Ivan Klima
Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Episodes in the Smoke-Filled Coffee Shop: Bears and Piss
Then one night when we had had some cold liquid and some smiles after closing hours at the Smoke-Filled Coffee Shop, I said, “Hey, why don’t you come watch a film with me at my house-by-the-sea? I am a nice guy, I promise.”
She smiled, ‘showing her cards’ right away. “I don’t know.”
So, I reassured her: “Don’t worry. It will be a vegetarian environment, I promise, no meat, especially no sausage.”
She laughed at this comment and then with a wink said, “Why not?”
On the way there, we walked along the boardwalk and listened to the waves. It was a brisk Autumn evening, one of those California days that turns into night really quickly. One minute you are sitting on the beach enjoying the warmth of the day, in the next the sun goes down and the wind rips right through you. The waves provided a pleasant backdrop to our walking—one that was loud enough to give us license not to talk. I could smell a bonfire in the air coming from down the beach somewhere, but there weren't many people around. The moon was bright. I could see the light bouncing off the water beyond us. The semi-hippy woman was a bit shorter than me. Not short enough that it was awkward to walk together; short enough however to make both of us feel comfortable. We didn't walk fast, but we didn't walk slow either. On the way there I grabbed her hand and held it in mine. Smooth.
For some reason my heart started to beat fast and I felt excited for no reason at all. I remember wishing that the moment would stop—standstill. I wished it wasn't a moment; that it was something different entirely. I remember thinking at that moment that moments are my worst enemy. I remember thinking how easy it felt to walk together surrounded by the crisp Autumn air, the waves sounding in the background, the darkness enshrouding us in a world only minimally lit by a few neon traces.
We went to my house-by-the-sea. I won’t tell about it now because I don’t feel like it. But, I will tell that we watched my big TV and that isn’t the only big thing she saw that night. Very smooth.
Ok, that is a lie. I would say that the only big thing she saw that night was my TV.
As we walked in the house I had to pick up some of my academic housemates coats from the floor. I am not sure why all of his winter coats were in the door hallway, but they were. She looked around a bit.
“What a nice place. This is amazing.”
“Thanks. I would give you the grand tour, but I think my housemates are asleep. Let's go into the kitchen. You want a drink?”
We talked a bit. She told me about her plans to travel in the summer time. I told her about what I thought of global warming. We laughed. We drank.
After a few gin and tonics, we collapsed on the couch and turned on the big TV. I wanted to say, “You know what they say about men with big television sets, don't you?” But I didn't think this would be smooth, so I didn't.
We watched a documentary about bears—bears that are dying in some woods that are disappearing somehow. She thought this was sad, so I thought it was sad too. After a few moments the semi-hippy woman relaxed into my arms. We were lying together. I could tell about the coconut smell of her hair and how it felt to enjoy her presence in this new way and how I was thankful to not be in my house-by-the-sea alone and how I thought she was a very nice person and how it was the first time I had such an experience in a long while and that when she dozed off a bit I thought to myself that she was a very precious gift to this world, sweet, lovely, and hopeful, but whatever. I was scared that she would feel my erection in the small of her back, so when I went to the bathroom in the middle of the dying-bears-documentary I tucked it into my underpants. Kind of smooth.
Before I went to the bathroom however, I said, “I am going to go to the bathroom and when I get back I am going to kiss you.” Smooth (?)
She looked at me with a forced smile. When I “took a leak” I actually pissed on my fake leather belt a little bit. This could have been because I had a semi-erection, or because I was excited/nervous to be laying on the couch with the semi-hippy woman. I suppose both reasons could be attributed to her presence. Nonetheless, I don't think she noticed that my belt had been battered by my own piss. When I returned, erection tucked away, we kissed a nice kiss. After a bit, we fell asleep on the couch. This was all very nice.
She smiled, ‘showing her cards’ right away. “I don’t know.”
So, I reassured her: “Don’t worry. It will be a vegetarian environment, I promise, no meat, especially no sausage.”
She laughed at this comment and then with a wink said, “Why not?”
On the way there, we walked along the boardwalk and listened to the waves. It was a brisk Autumn evening, one of those California days that turns into night really quickly. One minute you are sitting on the beach enjoying the warmth of the day, in the next the sun goes down and the wind rips right through you. The waves provided a pleasant backdrop to our walking—one that was loud enough to give us license not to talk. I could smell a bonfire in the air coming from down the beach somewhere, but there weren't many people around. The moon was bright. I could see the light bouncing off the water beyond us. The semi-hippy woman was a bit shorter than me. Not short enough that it was awkward to walk together; short enough however to make both of us feel comfortable. We didn't walk fast, but we didn't walk slow either. On the way there I grabbed her hand and held it in mine. Smooth.
For some reason my heart started to beat fast and I felt excited for no reason at all. I remember wishing that the moment would stop—standstill. I wished it wasn't a moment; that it was something different entirely. I remember thinking at that moment that moments are my worst enemy. I remember thinking how easy it felt to walk together surrounded by the crisp Autumn air, the waves sounding in the background, the darkness enshrouding us in a world only minimally lit by a few neon traces.
We went to my house-by-the-sea. I won’t tell about it now because I don’t feel like it. But, I will tell that we watched my big TV and that isn’t the only big thing she saw that night. Very smooth.
Ok, that is a lie. I would say that the only big thing she saw that night was my TV.
As we walked in the house I had to pick up some of my academic housemates coats from the floor. I am not sure why all of his winter coats were in the door hallway, but they were. She looked around a bit.
“What a nice place. This is amazing.”
“Thanks. I would give you the grand tour, but I think my housemates are asleep. Let's go into the kitchen. You want a drink?”
We talked a bit. She told me about her plans to travel in the summer time. I told her about what I thought of global warming. We laughed. We drank.
After a few gin and tonics, we collapsed on the couch and turned on the big TV. I wanted to say, “You know what they say about men with big television sets, don't you?” But I didn't think this would be smooth, so I didn't.
We watched a documentary about bears—bears that are dying in some woods that are disappearing somehow. She thought this was sad, so I thought it was sad too. After a few moments the semi-hippy woman relaxed into my arms. We were lying together. I could tell about the coconut smell of her hair and how it felt to enjoy her presence in this new way and how I was thankful to not be in my house-by-the-sea alone and how I thought she was a very nice person and how it was the first time I had such an experience in a long while and that when she dozed off a bit I thought to myself that she was a very precious gift to this world, sweet, lovely, and hopeful, but whatever. I was scared that she would feel my erection in the small of her back, so when I went to the bathroom in the middle of the dying-bears-documentary I tucked it into my underpants. Kind of smooth.
Before I went to the bathroom however, I said, “I am going to go to the bathroom and when I get back I am going to kiss you.” Smooth (?)
She looked at me with a forced smile. When I “took a leak” I actually pissed on my fake leather belt a little bit. This could have been because I had a semi-erection, or because I was excited/nervous to be laying on the couch with the semi-hippy woman. I suppose both reasons could be attributed to her presence. Nonetheless, I don't think she noticed that my belt had been battered by my own piss. When I returned, erection tucked away, we kissed a nice kiss. After a bit, we fell asleep on the couch. This was all very nice.
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